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Open mike

from "dirty folk" by Mark Westin

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Open mike is social commentary set in a small town bar

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In every little city in a dingy bar
There’s an overweight Adonis with a blues guitar
There’s an overage Madonna who’s a half step flat
There’s the next insert a name here in a stupid hat

You can meet ‘em any Monday in a nervous dream
Like a cavalcade of losers on the winning team
Every one of them would live or die to feed the beast
It’s the weekly competition to see who sucks least

It’s open mic, open mic
Everybody’s great at open mic
All the clothes and the hair are so outta sight
And everyone’s a millionaire at open mic

There’s a Yankee in a cowboy shirt who’s so sincere
Singing songs in southern accents that assault the ear
There’s an artsy fartsy poet who can’t even play
But that doesn’t stop her getting up there anyway

It’s a masochistic ritual for the friends who come
After just a couple verses well you just feel numb
While the girlfriends in the corner like to sit and squeal
Over who looks more professional and who’s more real

At open mic, open mic
Everybody falls for you at open mic
You were the best one you were so psyched
And everyone’s a visionary open mic

This one’s a little too whiny
And that one’s a little too slick
And everyone’s always so shiny
And nobody ever says dick

At open mic, open mic
We’re one big happy family at open mic
I’ll forget you tomorrow but I love you tonight
Cause everyone’s a superstar at open mic

Open mic, open mic
Everybody’s great at open mic
The rockin’ rollin’ future on display all right

And everyone’s a poster child at open mic

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from "dirty folk", released January 1, 2007

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Mark Westin Newburgh, New York

"Heartfelt lyrics, soulful melody and enchanting vocals" -Honk Magazine

"Absolutely stunning and moving"-Existential Magazine

"Downright transcendent"-We Write About Music

Mark's been gigging and writing a long time, and he's a wordsmith of a very high order. His songs are diverse, eclectic, darkly humorous, and for real.

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